Amy Schumer Won’t Change Her Last Name For Fear Of Sounding Like ‘Long Island Lolita’

The Daily Caller | 6/24/2012 | Staff
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Amy Schumer shocked the world and got married in secret last month to celebrity chef Chris Fischer.

But the actress and comedian has zero intention to go with tradition and change her surname to her husband’s. She told her dad earlier this week that she’ll be keeping his name instead of her new spouse’s.

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“I’m not Amy Fischer!” she exclaimed. “Do you remember who Amy Fisher is? The Long Island Lolita.”

The Long Island Lolita is the notorious woman who shot and seriously wounded her paramour’s wife Mary Jo Buttafuoco on her front doorstep in Massapequa, NY. Fisher served seven years in prison and later went on to act in adult films.

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