Cartoon Trump to CPAC: 'Mitt Romney Can Spit Shine My Nipples,' NRA's LaPierre Has 'Blood on His Hands'

NewsBusters | 2/25/2018 | Staff
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The fourth episode of Showtime’s Our Cartoon President that aired on February 25, titled “Family Leave,” opened with a parody of Trump’s appearance at CPAC – the Conservative Political Action Conference – that took place over the weekend. Trump slams Mitt Romney’s run for the Senate by saying he can’t drink coffee because of his Mormon religious beliefs but he can “spit shine my nipples all the way to the United States Senate!”

Bringing in a reference to the school shooting in Florida two weeks ago, Trump went on to smack NRA’s Wayne LaPierre by telling a waiter to “bring Wayne a wet nap. He’s got blood all over his hands.” And “Wayne LaPierre is so complicit that Poland just made it illegal to talk about him." I wonder how many of this lame cartoon’s viewers will get the reference to Poland’s recent passage of a Holocaust speech law making it illegal to make reference to Poland’s complicity in the deaths of Jews during World War II.

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Trump: Good morning, supporters, disgraced sheriffs, spineless pastors, French Nazis, and, of course, schizophrenic YouTubers! People are saying the Republican Party lacks integrity, and I say, "Don't you talk about Mitt Romney like that!" Welcome to my endorsement club, Mitt. You're seated next to Roy Moore and his "Nieces." As a Mormon, Mitt can't drink coffee, but apparently, he can spit-shine my nipples all the way to the United States Senate!

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