The Very Stable Genius Is Healthy As A Horse

Sparta Report | 1/13/2018 | Staff
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America’s very own Very Stable Genius has completed his first physical exam as God Emperor of the United States of America.

The verdict? Mr. Trump is strong like bull:

PRESIDENT - PHYSICAL - EXAM - TODAY - AT

“THE PRESIDENT’S PHYSICAL EXAM TODAY AT WALTER REED NATIONAL MILITARY MEDICAL CENTER WENT EXCEPTIONALLY WELL,” DR. RONNIE JACKSON, THE PRESIDENT’S PHYSICIAN, SAID IN A STATEMENT.

JACKSON ADDED THAT “THE PRESIDENT IS IN EXCELLENT HEALTH AND I LOOK FORWARD TO BRIEFING SOME OF THE DETAILS ON TUESDAY.”

TRUMP - HIMSELF - HAS - PUSHED - BACK

TRUMP HIMSELF HAS PUSHED BACK HARD AGAINST ANY SUGGESTION THAT HE’S MENTALLY UNFIT, THIS WEEK DECLARING HIMSELF “A VERY STABLE GENIUS.”

THE EXAMINATION LASTED SEVERAL HOURS AND CONSIDERED SUCH THINGS AS TRUMP’S BLOOD PRESSURE, CHOLESTEROL, BLOOD SUGAR, HEART RATE AND WEIGHT.

EXAMS - ARE - NOT - MANDATORY - MODERN

WHILE THE EXAMS ARE NOT MANDATORY, MODERN PRESIDENTS TYPICALLY UNDERGO THEM REGULARLY AND RELEASE A DOCTOR’S REPORT DECLARING THEY ARE “FIT FOR DUTY.”

Man, this must be grating for the Left. The man whose diet consists of reportedly gallons of Diet Coke, Big Macs,...
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