From the Grooveyard of Forgotten Favorites… Mr. Martin Mull!

The Rush Limbaugh Show | 1/12/2018 | George Prayias
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RUSH: Folks, we’re gonna head back to the Grooveyard of Forgotten Favorites. This is Mr. Martin Mull from 1979.

I play gigs from Philadelphia to Spokane.

Shows - Lawrence - Welk - Tiny - Tim

I’ve opened shows for Lawrence Welk and Tiny Tim.

And I admit I hit my bourbon and cocaine.

Concert - Gym

When I find out that the concert’s in a gym.

But I guess I’ll keep on picking ’cause it’s all that I know how.

Job - Fake

If I took another job, I’d be a fake.

And sometimes I feel like quitting.

And you’ve made that sometime now.

I swear I’ve played some (bleep) holes, boy, but this takes the cake.

See if we can get paid right now.

Come on, Peter!

Ca - Artist

Can’t you see it’s an artist up here playing?

Can’t you tell that there’s more than meets the ear?

Ca - Poetry

Can’t you hear that it’s poetry that I’m saying?

Have you noticed, friends, that there’s a genius here?

Rhythm

Oh, you’re too intent on clapping out of rhythm.

Or on getting your date nude out by the lake.

God - Bleep - Holes - Cake

I swear to God, I play some (bleep) holes, yes, but this takes the cake.

I tell you that I play some (bleep) holes,...
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