'It smells like your baby has s**t out a dead man': Mom goes on hilarious rant against other mothers who fail to clean up babies' 'catastrophic diarrhea' after 'odoriferous' public diaper blowouts

Mail Online | 9/28/2017 | Germania Rodriguez For Dailymail.com
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A mom-of-seven has people all over the country laughing with her hilarious rant about parents who take too long to change their babies' diapers in public spaces.

Tara Wood, from Georgia, filmed what she called a 'car confessional' in a Target's parking lot after experiencing the smell of a baby's diaper, and vented about moms who waste time asking their babies 'if they have a poopie', instead of running to the nearest restroom to change them as soon as possible.

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The freelance writer, 44, posted the hilarious video to her Facebook page, where it has gathered nearly 70,000 views, while also offering a platform for others to complain about having to smell babies' dirty diapers in public places.

'If you are in public with your baby who has obviously had catastrophic diarrhea and has this horrific odor around him that has, like, weight and mass and there's green fog circulating around him and he smells like he just s*** out a dead man, everyone else can smell that too,' said an animated Tara after leaving the Target.

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'So when you say, "Oh, Jameson are you pooping?" Um, yeah. Jameson is not going to answer you. But I will.'

Tara then said she decided to take matters into her own hands and inform the stranger that her baby indeed needed a diaper change.

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'And that's why after the third time this lady today at Target asked Jameson, who was maybe four months old, if he had a poopie, I said, "I'd like to confirm that Jameson does have a poop and there's a...
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