'You must like cats': Man places bizarre Craigslist ad for a woman to conceive a child with him during the total eclipse in Oregon

Mail Online | 8/11/2017 | Cheyenne Roundtree For Dailymail.com
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Among the million visitors expected to flock to Oregon for a rare solar eclipse at the end of the month, is an unnamed man looking for a night of passion.

The unnamed 40-year-old took out an advertisement on Craigslist in search of a 'worthy' female companion with 'strong genes, beauty and smarts' to conceive a child with him on August 21.

Suitor - Pure - Heritage - Woman - Cats

The suitor with a 'strong and pure' European heritage said the woman must like cats in order to 'experience the totality eclipse' with him, but admitted he hasn't decided on an exact location yet.

But those willing to have a child on the 'next level of human evolution' will have trouble finding their would-be lover because the post was taken down.

Ad - Years - Age - Male - Europe

The ad reads: 'I am 40 years of age, Caucasian male from Europe. My heritage is strong and pure.

'My looks, instincts, knowledge and strength is 100 per cent pure and 100 per cent lethal.

Female - Genes - Beauty - Smarts - Totality

'I am looking for a worthy female with strong genes beauty and smarts. To join me - to experience the totality eclipse in Oregon. Exact place not set.

'If we have chemistry, I would like for us to make love while the eclipse is happening.

Totality - Orgasms - Child - Level - Evolution

'When totality occurs, we will have simultaneous orgasms and we will conceive a child that will be on the next level of human evolution.

'We will make love together, with me and my **** directed towards the sun. Everything will be aligned in the local universe.'

Man - Energy - Planets

The man continues: 'Both of our cosmic orgasmic energy will be aligned with the planets.

'In a brief moment of ecstasy, we will understand everything, and together create a new universe. Full of love...

Cats - Drugs - OK - Nitrous - Oxide

'You must like cats. Drugs are OK. Nitrous Oxide while we climax and experience totality and conception, is OK with me.'

Nitrous oxide is commonly known...
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