Taylor Swift’s Butt-Grabbing Trial Is Nothing Short Of Hilarious

The Daily Caller | 8/10/2017 | Staff
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A man by the name of David Mueller may or may not have grabbed a certain pop star’s **** and the trial that’s come of the alleged incident is absolutely hilarious to me.

Taylor Swift alleges that Mueller reached up her skirt and grabbed her “bare ****” during a meet-and-greet before one of her shows in Denver, Colorado in 2013. Mueller was fired from his job following the incident and later filed a lawsuit against Swift, her mother and her radio promotions director for costing him his job over a false accusations.

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The trial on the case began earlier this week and the back and forth between the pop singer and the disgraced DJ is actually laughable.

Now, before you go and get all pissy about me making fun of alleged sexual assault, let me make one thing very clear. I do not condone Mueller’s alleged act, and if he did indeed grab Taylor Swift’s **** as she claims, the guy should be locked up immediately.

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However, there is photographic evidence of the exact moment the alleged groping occurred and both Mueller and Swift have used it in their case to argue whether or not the DJ slipped his hand up Swift’s skirt.

“Our hands touched and our arms touched. Her hand touched mine as my hand went behind hers and hers went behind me,” Mueller explained in court on Tuesday.

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The former DJ is suing Swift for $3 million for lost earnings after he was fired from his job and blackballed from the industry due to the singer’s accusations. Not only that but he also lost his girlfriend, who was in the photo on the other side of Swift.

“David had his dream job, his girlfriend whom he loved,” Mueller’s lawyer said, “and after just introducing himself to Taylor Swift…he had his hand up her skirt?”

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