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Week - Traumas - Past - Present - Hopes
This week, we’re going to be engaging with traumas past and present in hopes of a brilliant and happier future. How do you overcome a spectacular fail during sex and learn to get back on the metaphorical horse? And what do you do when your body is… imperfect, in a very noticeable way?
Time to fire up the pocket watch and jump back to the start of the day. Let’s do this thing.
Story - Time - Girl - Spoiler - Lots
This is the story of the one time I tried going down on a girl. Spoiler: lots of tears.
My first girlfriend and I had been dating for nearly a year when she first starting giving me head (we were both virgins and pretty timid about sexual activity in general). A few months later, I figured I should return the favor and try reciprocating. What neither of us knew at the time was that she had a yeast infection, and thus things did NOT smell or taste good down there. I involuntarily made a repulsed face in the act, according to her, and quickly gave up. Next thing I know, pants are back on, she’s sobbing because she feels disgusting, and I’m sobbing too because I feel like a monster for making her feel that way. The rest of the night and the next few days were kind of tense, as you might imagine.
Time - Incident - Expectations - Stars - Gumdrops
We eventually moved past it, but for a long time I blamed myself for the incident, along with unrealistic expectations I may have picked up from porn stars who attack **** like it’s full of gumdrops and ice cream. Our mutual high school friends just reconfirmed that I...
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