**OFFICIAL STATEMENT**— Blenheim Palace (@BlenheimPalace) September 14, 2019
Following the Thames Valley Police statement we can confirm ‘America’, the art piece by Maurizio Cattelan has been stolen in the early hours of this morning.
We are saddened by this extraordinary event, but also relieved no-one was hurt.
📽 A GOLD toilet worth £1million was nicked from Blenheim Palace. Police are asking you to keep your eyes pee-led for it 👀🚽 pic.twitter.com/OxR62tMZgA— The Daily Record (@Daily_Record) September 14, 2019
So, in a nutshell, someone stole ur golden bog, they did a shit job of taking it out, the police got nothing to go on and everyone is taking the piss. 👍— Chris Job (@chrisjobwba) September 14, 2019
Imagine a world in which TWO people think a gold toilet is a thing worth having. *sighs*— Deborah Orr (@DeborahJaneOrr) September 14, 2019
Some legend has stolen the gold toilet from Blenheim Palace, and I couldn't be more pleased. What could better demonstrate their contempt for the people sleeping in shop doorways than the rich defecating into an actual gold toilet? https://t.co/VLHQzeJ1pC— Daniel Blake #EL4C #GTTO #WelfareRebellion🌹 (@KateVasey) September 14, 2019
if you install a solid gold toilet somewhere in Britain and advertise its whereabouts it would be more unforeseen for it NOT to be stolen— Dr Charlotte Lydia Riley (@lottelydia) September 14, 2019
I very much look forward to the 4 part ITV drama about a few of unfairly laid-off plumbers planning a lav heist. Daniel Mays stars in The Big Job, 9pm Mondays, ITV. https://t.co/OYQlSnQeDb— Michael Moran (@TheMichaelMoran) September 14, 2019
Also, to be fair, there’s a pretty strong argument that if you own a solid gold toilet you may deserve to have it nicked.— Peter Hoskins (@PeterHoskinsTV) September 14, 2019