6 Senior Citizens Arrested for Public Sex at Nature Reserve

Rare | 8/21/2019 | Rob Fox
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A half dozen senior citizens were caught going to town on each other in the middle of a forest near Fairfield, Connecticut earlier this month. According to authorities, the Grace Richardson conservation area was being advertised on the internet as a place for people to meet up and have sex, so it’s unclear how these six people — ranging in age from 62 to 85 — found out about it. A teenaged grandchild who now deeply regrets teaching grandma how to use her iPad, most likely.

The group consisted of five men and one 85-year-old woman and… oof, that is quite the visual. Is it ageist to say that picturing 5 old guys running train on an actual geriatric is less appealing to me than watching uncut motorcycle accident footage where all the victims aren’t wearing a helmet? I don’t care. It is that.

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And, by the way, there is apparently video of this Lemon Party Picnic. Police were tipped off to the public sex...
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