Brazil’s President: Poop Less, Save The Earth

The Daily Caller | 8/12/2019 | Staff
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Negotiating how often and how much people go number two is an impossibly crappy idea.

But this is what Brazil’s president, Jair Bolsonaro, is suggesting, according to a new report.

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It’s hard to imagine Dr. Oz, who has famously counseled his viewers on the size, shape and color of stool, Bolsonaro suggested to Agence France-Presse that dumping every other day is the way to go.

How he’d enforce such a thing defies imagination.

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“It’s enough to eat a little less. You talk about environmental pollution. It’s enough to poop every other day,” Bolsonaro said. “That will be better for the whole world.”

Bolsonaro is no stranger to strange ideas. He is a family-values style politician who opposes same-sex marriage and homosexuality and once told Playboy that he’d be “incapable of loving” a gay son. He also announced in a political...
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