Man Tells Police His Gun Was Stolen During a Masked Sex Party He Hosted

Rare | 8/12/2019 | Rob Fox
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Who hasn’t been there, right? You’ve got twenty naked strangers in your house wearing Venetian masks and getting gross with each other on your furniture. At some point beforehand you were so moist with anticipation that, whoopsie daisy, you left your 9mm Glock sitting out on your nightstand. Recently divorced Deena from the pool was coming that night! How could you possibly concentrate on anything else? Between that and making sure the glory holes were ready it feels pretty understandable that you could let something like leaving your gun out slip your mind.

Plus if you can’t trust the two dozen people you invited over to have sex with each other, who can you trust?

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We don’t live in a perfect world, though, and one Florida man found out that just because you’re accommodating enough to have almost two football teams worth of people over for a **** party doesn’t mean they’re going...
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