NFL Legend Pat McAfee Says He Won’t Storm Area 51

The Daily Caller | 7/17/2019 | Staff
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NFL legend Pat McAfee won’t be among those trying to storm Area 51.

“I appreciate your service. I wanna let you hipsters know I appreciate your service and I wish I could join you, but I got an island I would like to buy in a few years. I can’t be dying right now,” McAfee said Tuesday when discussing the viral event.

Call - McAfee - Out - Bunch - Losers

This is a smart call from McAfee, and I’m right there with him when it comes to sitting this one out. A bunch of overweight losers online have no chance against a string of B2 bombers, F-22s and Apaches owning the sky.

The entire “invasion” of Area 51 would be over in minutes....
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