Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion, Part 1 Recap: Vanderpump Rules (Without Even Showing Up)

TVLine | 7/16/2019 | Dave Nemetz
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There was a conspicuously empty seat on the couch next to Andy Cohen as the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 reunion kicked off — but absence definitely didn’t make anyone’s heart grow fonder.

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Kyle thinks Lisa didn’t show up because “she has been unmasked,” but she did bring her ex-pal a very belated birthday gift from Manolo Blahnik. And Bravo is determined to wring every last drop of drama out of this feud, cutting to a car arriving mid-reunion… but it’s just Camille. Otherwise, Part 1 is kind of a snooze, rehashing Lisa Rinna’s Twitter beef with Harry’s ex Nicolette Sheridan, Denise’s surprisingly smooth addition to the cast (did you know she was once married to Charlie Sheen?!) and Kyle’s high anxiety over her mammogram results. That last one, though, does allow a viewer to ask Dorit if her “gigantic breast implants” affect her mammograms. Well, then! Plus, Erika gets another dig in at LVP by declaring Kyle “the true queen” of RHOBH, adding curtly: “Look who showed up.”

Things perk up a bit when Camille joins the group: We see highlights of her sunny Hawaii wedding… and of Mauricio getting hilariously drunk on mai tais. She insists she’s lower maintenance now than when she was originally on the show, but she does toss some unmistakable shade Denise’s way when she talks about her lucrative divorce settlement with Kelsey Grammer… and how she “earned” every dollar of that settlement, heavily implying that Denise did not. Denise feels the burn: While getting her makeup touched up, she says of Camille, “Maybe she’s not a happy person.”

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The ladies do bond, though, over some steamy sex talk, including Denise’s confession that she got her man Aaron a “happy ending” massage. Erika...
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