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Euphoria, Hollywood’s latest attempt to troll us rubes with gratuitous displays of teenage gay, ****, and transsexual sex and orgies — not to mention rape and sodomy– is failing bigtime.
Just how big of a failure is HBO’s Euphoria?
Entertainment - Industry - Media - Sycophants - Headlines
So big that the entertainment industry’s media sycophants have been forced to write headlines like this one:
Viewership - Is…
Guess what this amazing new viewership high is…?
A mere 600,000 viewers.
Between - Cable - Streaming - HBO - US
Between cable and streaming, HBO has 40 to 50 million U.S. subscribers, so only about one percent of those subscribers are bothering to tune into the pay channel’s boring TeenageGayAnalRapeOrgyTransLesbianSexorama.
Perspective - Everyone - Lena - Dunham - Girls
For perspective, everyone was laughing at Lena Dunham’s basement-rated Girls when it hit 799,,000 viewers.
What’s more, even HBO’s most desperate act of trolling, the promise of 30 penises (down from 80) in a single scene, failed to attract even two percent of its subscribers to tune in.
Taste - HBO - America
Here’s a taste of the boring “envelope-pushing” HBO is offering to an America that ain’t buying:
The [30 ****] scene centers around Nate, the star athlete with anger issues and some serious sexual anxiety. All those penises are just a short aside in the story of Nate’s life, which gets a brief overview at the top of the episode. He’s not just the son of a man who has regularly preyed upon trans women and gay men, but the son who carries that secret around after discovering his collection of homemade porn featuring his father in the act. He’s the masculine heir apparent to a very broken man who expects his son to end up like him. Nate’s fucked up childhood manifests itself in equally fucked up anger and toxic masculinity. He is only attracted to the most feminine, “perceivably weak” women, and yet at the end of the episode, he’s revealed to be chatting on a hookup app with the...
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