This ‘Grow a Dick’ Chili Plant Will Spice Up Your Kitchen In More Than One Way

Rare | 5/17/2019 | Silke Jasso
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Are you lonely? Have you ever wanted to spice up your life just a tad? Get a little adventurous and try something new? If the answer is yes, then I think it’s time to buy some Willy Chillies. The “chillies” that will satisfy all your needs…your garden needs, that is.

Firebox, a very unusual and humorous site, sells just what you are looking for. Just a casual kit that lets you ‘Grow a Dick.’ Or in other words, a plant of very odd-looking red chili peppers that only cost you $12.99. Yes, you guessed it, this tiny planter box comes with capsicum annuum seeds (also known as phallic chilies) that are “growers, not showers” and bloom in the shape of a ****.

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Don’t you just love that this exists? I mean, who woke up and thought, “Today is the day. I am growing a plant in the shape of a ****. I am going to make some tasty hot sauce using hot peppers shaped like a human organ.” Yeah, that’s exactly what that person though, and I am starting to believe he or she has too much time on their hands.

Still, if you are interested in these kinds of unusual but actually awesome chilis, all you have to do is add some water and they’ll sprout out within 12 to 18 days....
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