Made In Chelsea: Verity's obsession with James starts to get borderline psycopathic

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Verity spends this episode repeatedly insisting she is 'completely done' with James - then following around him and every girl he's romantically connected with and pestering them.

The girls go shooting and honestly it's all Amelia and Habbs can do to stop themselves pointing their rifles into her besotted face. Or their own mouths.

James - Miles - Date - Rosi - Face

Elsewhere, James tells Miles he's got a date lined up. 'If it's with Rosi I will hit you in the face,' Miles promises. It is, but unfortunately he doesn't. Asked why he is suddenly into Rosi again, James replies: 'She's been skiing and she's got a tan.' We'd be worried about Rosi if it wasn't for the fact that she's badass.

In some sort of library, Freddie is demonstrating why he has had no romantic success yet on this show. He is discussing bibliomancy and seems to be dressed like a poverty-stricken pilgrim child from the New World.

Producers - Cast - Members - Throats - Sammy

Just when we all thought the producers had shoved enough new cast members down our throats we are presented with Sammy. At least she's brunette so we could pick her out of a lineup if we wanted to (which we don't). She's pals with Eliza because they both go to Durham. 'What's your dissertation about?' Eliza asks her, but before she can answer in walks Miles, which is a shame because everyone REALLY wanted to know what this girl's dissertation is about, didn't we guys?

MIC is honestly getting more and more like a posh version of Byker Grove with this educational subtext running through it. Why can't newbies be sourced from hedonistic parties rather than by sifting though UCAS applications from 2016?

Maeva - Digby - Lover - Street - Pretence

Maeva wants Digby as her lover and has taken to literally chasing him down the street on the pretence that she is out for a light jog. She tells him she'd...
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