People are Putting Peeps on Pizza and They Should be Thrown in Jail

Rare | 4/17/2019 | Rob Fox
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What did pizza ever do to these people? Who is so rabidly Italophobic that they’d desecrate one of Italy’s greatest contributions to the world like this? Even Pizza Hut thinks this is obscene, and they’re probably currently testing a beef-jerky stuffed crust pizza that’s deep fried in bacon fat and requires you to sign a waiver that says Pizza Hut isn’t responsible for any damage done to your toilets. It’d be less offensive to the Italian people if you hucked dirty diapers at the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel or hooked the Leaning Tower of Pisa to an F-150 and took that diagonal **** all the way down.

Putting Peeps on a pizza is a cruel, disgusting abomination. It would be more acceptable to poison your bird feeder and toss all some sparrows it killed on a pie instead.

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None of this is okay. We cannot allow this behavior to be normalized. Jail those found responsible. Without a trial. This is such a travesty to...
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