A mystery pooper is tormenting Broadway

New York Post | 3/16/2019 | Staff
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A mystery pooper has turned Broadway into the Great Wipe Way, laying waste to audition rooms by using them as a personal potty — and revolting thespians.

The stealthy stink bomber struck during tryouts for the “Magic Mike” musical at Pearl Studios at 500 Eighth Ave. on Feb. 26, and again on March 6 at the Ripley-Grier space down the block.

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“There was a lot of disbelief,” said actress Eunice Bae of the first incident, when she saw a show rep slip on something on the floor.

“She stopped and said, ‘Oh, I just stepped in s–t.’ We all laughed thinking she was using the slang version of s–t to mean general mess, but then we all began to smell it.”

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Fellow auditioner Alle-Faye Monka said, “The first theory was that someone carried it off the street on their shoes. But there is no way that was plausible given that it looked like, well, a fresh pile.”

Theater insiders have plunged in with their own hunches about what might have prompted the dastardly deposits. Some suspect the poo-petrator wanted to dump on the Actor’s Equity Association.

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