How to Make Anglicanism Great Again

Euangelion | 2/18/2019 | Staff
Pumpkinajn (Posted by) Level 3
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Okay, in my latest spare-time project, I’m planning to #MakeAnglicanismGreatAgain (or #MAnGA). I have several strategies, let me know what you think:

a. Make Wesley Hill a bishop, the brother will totally rock a purple shirt.

B - Make - Amy - Peeler - Archbishop

b. Make Amy Peeler Archbishop of Canterbury, the sister can preach.

c. Build a wall around Hillsong and make Brian Houston pay for it.

D - Bring - Prayer - Book - Force

d. Bring back the 1559 Prayer Book and force Baptists to use it.

e. Get the Nigerian Anglican Primate Nicholas Okoh to teach an “Introduction to Anglicanism” course at Yale Divinity School.

F - Rename - Wheaton - College - Anglicans-R-Us

f. Rename Wheaton College as Anglicans-R-Us.

g. Resurrect Henry VIII to be the Supreme Governor of the Church of America.

Sure

I’m pretty sure...
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