'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt’ Fantasy: Trump Has Heart Attack and He's Going to ****

NewsBusters | 1/30/2019 | Staff
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Netflix’s Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt has come to an end. The last six episodes of Season Four were released on January 25. There is a last shot at President Trump included in the usual zany madcap episodes, though, and clearly the writers wanted to mock his wealth and physical health. How brave of them.

Episode 9, titled “Sliding Van Doors,” is all an alternate reality. Kimmy and her circle of friends imagine what life would be like if Kimmy (Ellie Kemper) had never been kidnapped by the cultist back in Indiana and the others had taken different paths in life, too. Kimmy’s dream is to be a successful writer and live in London.

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One scene takes Kimmy on a commercial airline flight to London. Kimmy’s friend Jacqueline (Jane Krakowski) is looking for a way to earn $25,000 so that her husband, a construction worker in New York, can buy into his boss’s business. The dream is that this investment will lift the family out of poverty and on the path to prosperity. Jacqueline is a flight attendant working on Kimmy’s flight.

After Jacqueline gives the routine instructions to the passengers, Kimmy calls her over to her seat in First Class and asks Jacqueline if this job is her dream. Jacqueline says she just wants to “meet someone fancy and never have to work again.” About this time, Donald Trump (Anthony Atamanuik) pipes up and says, “I make tall **** buildings and they have sex with the sky.” Kimmy tells Jacqueline that this guy is the best she’ll find on a commercial flight and encourages her to “hump Trump.” “I hear he’s almost a millionaire.” Meanwhile,...
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