The Climate Change – Tennessee Earthquake Connection Revealed!

Sparta Report | 12/12/2018 | Bruno Strozek
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Earthquakes in Tennessee?

Forest fires in California?

Lakes - Michigan - Wisconsin - Minnesota

Lakes icing over in Michigan, Wisconsin & Minnesota?

What, you may ask, is the connection?

Strozek - Institute - Climatalogical - Seismology - Team

Well, here at the Strozek Institute of Climatalogical Seismology our cracked team of researchers are happy to provide The Answer to Your Question.

As our institutional moniker implies, the not-quite-yet-rocket-scientists in our employ who study Such Things have long theorized the Missing Link between Global Warming Climate Change and Mother Gaia’s seemingly non-stop predilection to move plates around on the Earth’s table would someday be put into real-world application.

Lotta - Shakin - Goin - Close - Memphis

When there’s a Whole Lotta Shakin’ Goin’ On this close to Memphis and the Tomb of the King, well, you know there’s Big Trouble brewing for this soon to be un-inhabitable celestial sphere.

While our Computer Models may theoretically predict there might be a positive correlation between the planet’s surface temperatures and the occasional movements of the crusty mantle beneath out collective feets...
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