This Baby Shower Cake is So Incredibly Wrong and Gross

Rare | 11/8/2018 | Rob Fox
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Baby showers have always been a bit gimmicky. From guessing baby food flavors to melting candy bars in diapers and eating them to guess which brand they are, the baby shower is littered with baby-related games and schticks. That’s, um, not what this cake is. This cake is like an erotic cake, but the inverse. The kind that puts you in the exact opposite of a baby-making mood. It’s like if you got an erotic cake of a butt, but it’s tub girl’s butt.

There’s not a butt on this cake, just a ****. One that’s being portrayed as actively doing its job. The **** is the sideshow though. The main attraction on this cake is the baby’s head exploding out of a bleeding and open (and half-heartedly groomed) **** like an alien chest burster. This is probably the worst use of strawberry jam ever recorded.

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